If anyone is interested I'm selling a brand new unlocked Nokia e61i Phone sent to me as a replacement from Nokia for the e70 they broke! I've moved on to blackberry!

I actually made some money in Vegas...

Ordered a set of Blackjack strategy DVD's and wouldn't you know it.... a little step by step, and boom, I walk away with more than I started. Covered my whole trip!

If anyone is interested, this guy is a genius.

The latest in a series on how digital encryption is crumbling faster than we can imagine. Forget about DES, etc, there's a skeleton key on the near horizon.

read more | digg story

PLEASE DIGG STORY AND WATCH THE MOVIE!!

Incredibly useful database to avoid the digital phone snafu all large companies use to avoid talking to you.
gethuman 500 database

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

This is hysterical.. just take the time to read it, even funnier read aloud with friends, you'll all laugh!

Believe me, I will own Danny and Hersh soon enough, as it's written in the bible.

9 Confessions From A Former Enterprise Rental Salesman - Consumerist

If you're going on a trip anytime soon, and you need a rental car, READ THIS, it will save you big time! Feel free to hassle my wife about the fact she took out the BS insurance policy last time we rented from them.
9 Confessions From A Former Enterprise Rental Salesman - Consumerist

Here's how to get that insurance rate on your next rental: Call for a reservation, say your car was totaled and you need a replacement; your insurance company is cutting you a check for $25.00 per day flat so you need something for under $25.

If for some odd reason, you think people's home interiors look completely different in another country... feel free to peruse a sampling of regular rooms in their houses. Normal Room

I'm sure a website with a sampling of gas station bathrooms is coming real soon.

I haven't blogged S#it in a long time, but this is an awesome way to use craigslist. It provides a thumbnail picture viewer on anything you're searching for. I suggest caution when looking through the personals. ;)

listpic: los angeles

Hayes... your parents must be so proud.

We've all done it... watching tv in the middle of the night, and we're convinced this is a sure way to make your stomach flatter. This product just looks to good not to work.... sure sure. Don't find out the hard way, simply check out this site!! Then go back to bed!!
INFOMERCIAL RATINGS.COM - Consumer infomercial reviews and ratings!

For all you commuters, I suggest this after market horn installation. Scare the pants off pedestrians, and let that ahole at the mall know... hey man, this is my F@#$ parking spot!

Thanks Igor for the link... I've been slowing up on the posting lately.


Videos - HornBlasters.com

I haven't posted in a while, but this is brilliant!!! This allows you to change your cellular voicemail to their service, you won't know the difference. then you can record custom greetings for individual people that call you. Let your business calls get a different greeting, and make sure you leave a nasty greeting for the psycho chick you don't want to see anymore. Even the ability to hang up on them after the greeting is played!! Sign up while it's still free!
Welcome to YouMail

I'm getting everyone this gift for ChrisKwanzHannukah this Year

Popgadget: Personal Tech for Women

Damn!!! why didn't I save those Bob's Big Boy comics??

Neatorama » Blog Archive » World’s Most Valuable Comic Books.

It's been hard, but with the support of my friends like Igor and Steve, I know I'll get through this!!

MaxTiki Pregnancy tip: It's always important to know when your woman's best time of the month is... and why not add a little technology with a sporty digital watch look?
The new Baby Boom fertility watch from Laks - Engadget

Ok... think you could write a better blurb for that one?? feel free to leave it in the comments.

People always ask me where to get fonts without going on the net, and running into masssive amounts of spyware... here ya go!!
BetterFonts.com - over 10,000 fonts for free!

Thanks Robby for this list.... I feel old today!!

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

Did you ever wonder how much people pay for those sponsored results when you search for something on google? This will blow your mind...

Click on this link to see most expensive ads... theproguy: Most expensive adwords - 'Loan consolidation' clear winner

A fun thing to do is copy and paste these queries into a google browser, and click on the sponsored links. You know they're paying up the wazoo everytime you do!!! It's a small way of telling corporate America to stick it!

Apple released a bunch of new stuff today, but here's an overlooked item for everyone who has an iPod.

iBreath, your iPod-powered breathalyzer - Engadget

I had this conversation the other day with Steve. Is it possible to get free ringtones off the web without first running into loads of spyware, that screw up your computer? Behold...


Your free ringtones maker
Even though Steve paid $25 for a similar thing, you can get it for free... free ringtones, and you can laugh at Steve when you see him!

It's 103 in the west valley today (right danny?), and I'm sure you're not happy about the size of your energy bill. The government took away the big tax breaks for solar energy installations... what to do?

Get your own wind turbine!

Amazon.com: Sunforce 44444 12Volt 400Watt Wind Generator: Automotive

maxTiki's kick @ss picture of the day!

"The following is a picture taken of camels in the desert. It is considered one of the best pictures of the year (2005). Look closely, the camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black you see is just the shadows! "

TRUE: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Camel Shadows in the Desert:

8 Important Lessons Learned from '80s Cartoons

CRACKED.com :: The Comedy Wesbite & Home of CRACKED Mazagine :: humor, parody, satire and more: "

This is a great website that helps you bypass automated greetings from customer service numbers.

Skipping the Phone Tree and getting Customer Service - by Dumb Little Man

This is actually useful.. if you have a PC, you'll notice that the clock doesn't have an alarm clock functionality like the Mac. Here's one you can use online.

Clock - Online Alarm Clock - onlineclock.net

$300 and you can have sex in this guy's airplane.

Make your fantasy a reality with Mile High Atlanta. We are located at West Georgia Regional Airport near Carrollton, GA. just a short drive from the Metro Atlanta area in rural Georgia. We will take you up to over 5,280 feet above the earth's surface so you have the opportunity to join the exclusive "Mile High Club." For only $299.00 you will have an hour flight in a Piper Cherokee Six designed exclusively for this purpose. Also included is a bottle of champagne and you get to keep your sheets as a souvenir of this special event.

Neatorama » Blog Archive » World’s Youngest Mother.

The world’s youngest mother gave birth at the age of five - yes, FIVE!

Regardless of our squeamishness, we have to note that the claim of a five-year-old girl giving birth is apparently true. Her name was Lina Medina, a Peruvian girl from the Andean village of Ticrapo who made medical history when she gave birth to a boy by caesarean section in May 1939 at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days. Lina’s parents initially thought their daughter had a large abdominal tumor, but after they took her to a hospital in the town of Pisco physicians confirmed that her abdominal swelling was due to pregnancy. Lina was eventually transferred to a hospital in Lima, where she delivered a six-pound baby boy by Cesarean section on 14 May 1939 (coincidentally the date on which Mother’s Day was celebrated that year). Lina’s father was temporarily jailed on suspicion of incest, but he was released for a lack of evidence and authorities were never able to determine who fathered Lina’s child.

This is too funny... go ahead and test this little handy calculator out.
Drug Calculator Money Cost

MaxTiki Vacation Tip: For all you internationally bound travellers!
You'll probably find yourself in an internet cafe, hotel computer, or even at a pub trying to catch up on your email... You'll also notice, that there's very little chance of you running any other program other than a web browser. So if you want to IM/chat, you're sh@t out of luck! Enter meebo.com It's a web based chat program where you can log into AOL/Yahoo/MSN all at once!! Chat away while you pay .50 cents per minute on that crappy Royal Caribbean Cruise ship!

No American has died of old age since 1951.

and 20 other Things You Didn't Know About... Death

Happy MaxTiki Friday!! I hope you have such a great day you puke rainbows!
RainbowPuke.com - A happy place for sad rainbows.

MaxTiki Technical Tip: You have a google mail account? Want free online disk storage... well turn your 2GB of mail storage into 2GB of ANYTHING storage... great way to backup important files on your home box... you know that quicken file you've had for years, and never backed up.

You got that new computer with all those extra USB ports... what do with them? Well if you had 30 of them, you could grill a steak! USB Powered BBQ ... Wtf? - Gizmodo

I know you were wondering... where do speech balloons in comic books come from?? Oh, you don't care? Well, check it out anyway.. Evolution of Speechballoons